“I May Be A World Class D-Bag, But My Bod Is Still Hot”

I seriously can’t stand Jude Law, mainly because his fall from grace was so sad to watch; he went from being bronzed and charming in “The Talented Mr. Ripley” to schtupping the nanny and throwing oranges at NYU students. So I’m going to be petty and comment that homeboy has more hair on his — albeit, hot — body than he does on his head and he should really just buzz it. Not that Sienna Miller cares. She was in Barbados with him for a holiday vacay. Guess her sister Savannah was wrong?