Simcha’s Best Posts Of 2009

While there are still a few days left in 2009, we’re going to feature some of our best and favorite posts from the last year. Each of your regular Frisky bloggers has picked out her 10 favorite posts from 2009—some you may remember well, others might have slipped past your radar. Either way, we hope you’ll relive the best of The Frisky in 2009. This is what Simcha had to say in 2009…

Ask Grandma: Sex Advice From A Snazzy Silver Fox

“Here’s what Grandma’s got to say about the best places to meet men, masturbation, sex back in the day, and porn addiction. What, you think I’d let her get off easy?”

Beauty How To: Pin-Up Girl Pompadour

“From Lucille Ball to Gwen Stefani, the pompadour is the classic hair style that will polish off any outfit with pin up girl flair. The best part is, in five to seven minutes, you can take your hair straight-from-shower wet to set for the day.”

Frisky Rant: I’m Fat, So?!

“Some people prefer redheads, some people prefer blue eyes, some people prefer sexy librarian types, and some people, well, they like girls like me.  And I’m not about to manipulate my body when I’m trying to feel sexy just because the media thinks I should!”

Bromance Is Kicking Romance’s Butt On Craigslist

“Guys across America have been looking for another kind of playmate on the internet, like online dating minus the sexy. Could it be the go-to slut finder website is attracting more guys looking for pals than pu**y?”

11 Reasons Why Dating An Older Man Is Awesome

1. You Get Off: He’s confident in bed. He knows what he’s doing … and if he doesn’t by then, well, then he’s hopeless and you don’t have to waste your time trying to teach him.”

21 Halloween Costumes That Will Not Get You Laid

“When it comes to seduction, costumes can work like a charm—especially if you follow my tips for getting laid on Halloween. But while the formula is easy for girls—go nearly naked—men’s “sexy outfits” can easily go horribly wrong.”

12 Signs You’re Dating A Loser

1. He Hates Whatever You Want To Do, But Doesn’t Have Anything Better: He complains about you dragging him out to a party, a store, anything that makes you happy. But what would he be doing if you didn’t make the plans?”

Legendary Thespian Penises: The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

“When it comes to showing off, actors are always up for flashing you the Oscar in their pants. And since we just love exhibitionists, we’re going to put a few actors on display with this slideshow of celebrity penis size.”

How To Hook Up At A Wedding

“Getting laid at a wedding is even easier than getting drunk at one. While holding onto Johnny Walker is a good time, you can get your rocks off, too. The key elements are there: dudes are lookin’ their finest, love is in the air, and you definitely wore cute underwear.”

Flowchart: What To Do When You Get Stood Up

“I’m an expert with what you should do with the night you had saved for a man who doesn’t show up to share it. Here are some options and outcomes in a handy-dandy flowchart. Notice, I don’t recommend bitching him out. I’m classy like that. And you obvi have better things to do too, girl!”