10 Reasons Why Frances Bean Is Ditching Courtney Love

Poor Frances Bean Cobain. On top of having a dead father she also has the most bat s**t, crazy mother in the world. So crazy is her mommy dearest that she had to try to escape before her 18th birthday. We all let out a little sigh of relief last week when Crazney Love lost custody of Frances. The word is that Cobain’s paternal grandmother and aunt filed a motion to keep custody proceedings confidential from the public because they include “domestic violence” allegations. I wish I could say I was surprised. Again … poor Frances. I hope she will be able to heal from what I can only imagine must have been a very erratic childhood. After the jump, 10 reasons why we think Frances Bean knew it was time to split. As if the physical abuse wasn’t enough. [Newser]

  1. When the custody proceedings began, Courtney ranted on Facebook that her daughter was “deceptive” and “deluded.” Gee thanks mommy dearest!
  2. Courtney embarrassed herself yet again when she released crazed pictures of herself on Twitter with her pet turtle on her head. Yet the pics seemed tame compared to things she’d done in the past.
  3. Frances couldn’t go anywhere in public with her mother because of her obnoxious and erratic behavior. At a recent Narcisso Rodriguez fashion show she disturbed everyone in the audience.
  4. She was mortified when her mother tried to set her up with … Robert Pattinson.
  5. Courtney was suicidal after losing Kurt’s ashes.
  6. Frances knew that blogging up to 60 times a day on Myspace wasn’t normal.
  7. Courtney’s New Year’s resolutions included: “Another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard I try to justify that ‘wines okay’ know that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts,” “Don’t go to nightclubs with 19 year olds,” and “No more surgery for any reason other than medical until I really need it in my 60s.” [Evil Beet Gossip]
  8. Speaking of surgery … Frances could no longer look at Courtney’s face without laughing or crying. [Awful Plastic Surgery]
  9. Courtney is an addict. She has been in and out of drug rehab for her entire life. In fact, it’s been reported that she used heroin and other drugs while Frances was in utero. [MTV]
  10. Maybe Frances was starting to believe the conspiracy theory that Courtney had Kurt murdered and was wondering if she was next? Okay, maybe that’s a little too “48 Hours.” [Cobain Case]