Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of December 18th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive a jar of Dr. Hunter’s Cuticle Cream. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.SourBall in Even Computerless Grandmothers Are Using Twitter!

“Next she’ll adopt an ingenious system wherein she “writes” with American Sign Language in front of a Betamax camcorder, whose cassettes are transmitted via carrier pigeon to a small colony of aboriginal pygmies, who translate the analog signal into a cutting-edge flavor of Facebook-compatible semaphore.”

Rose in So Wrong: Kid In A Kit To Fool The Office

“Does this also come with a free “Mommy track”, where you get passed up for all the best assignements and promotions now that you have kids to “distract you from your career”?

stilllovernr in Quickies: Elin Nordegren Gears Up For A Divorce & The Guy Who Drops In

“Good for Elin! Working through one instance of infidelity is one thing, but repeated acts with multiple partners – there’s no coming back from that. It makes me so proud of our gender when women would rather have no man than a bad man.”

ElleSays in Big Beauty News! Orangey Tans Still Totally On Trend

“‘Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.’ – Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

Likesuchas in
Quotable: Pink Was An “Abused Puppy”

“Only one out of those 5 sentences was literal. I think she needs to tone down the metaphors.”

In two weeks we’ll be giving away a copy of Flying Apron’s Gluten-Free & Vegan Baking Book to two lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’! And remember to check back on Jan. 1 to see if you won Gift For Gab.