Best line from a newscast ever: “April Wright is not sure how her 4-year-old son managed to escape her house, open a beer, and steal her neighbor’s presents from under the tree.” The boy was found wandering around his neighborhood in a dress, finishing his 20-ounce. Sheesh.
A Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Holiday Presents. And They Say We’re Headed To Hell In A Handbasket?
Best line from a newscast ever: “April Wright is not sure how her 4-year-old son managed to escape her house, open a beer, and steal her neighbor’s presents from under the tree.” The boy was found wandering around his neighborhood in a dress, finishing his 20-ounce. Sheesh.
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