‘Tis the season to send holiday cards to all the people you haven’t been in touch with since last year’s “Season’s Greetings!” And while a physical card sent in the mail is nice, we like The Merry Newsinator, a cheeky take on those corny family newsletters that had their heyday in the ’90s (“Middle daughter Catherine got all A’s on her report card this term! … We’ll be taking a trip out to California next spring to visit cousin Billy and his family.”) Just fill in the blanks, check a few boxes, and a silly-yet-somehow-informative newsletter gets spit out, ready to be emailed to your 472 closest Facebook friends. Check out mine after the jump.
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