Quotable: Pauly D Spends More Time Styling His Hair Than You Do

By: Catherine Strawn / December 15, 2009

“It takes me twenty-five minutes to get it right. Greatness takes time, and this hair right here is greatness. I have it down to a tee, but this is a process right here.”

Pauly D of MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” whose hair looks like a lacquered, unmoving sculpture.