For The Week Of December 14-20, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

No one said love was going to be easy, so prepare, as it seems all those logistics of the day-to-day will be what will makes you the most insane right now. Sure, you want to accommodate everyone, including your families, but it seems not everyone will be able to fit into your plans. If you have to choose what to compromise, don’t make it yourself.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Get ready to enter one of those phases with your baby where learning what ever is old is new again — or if you’re in a new relationship, having that time where uncovering all the details of each other’s life is like turning the page in one of the best books you have ever read. Yes, obsession takes a more substantial turn, so live it up and get ready to swoon!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Make luxury a part of your life, as you need to set new themes in your psyche that have you reinstating who the true Queen is in your life. Yes, splurge senselessly if you must, as in whatever it takes to shake you into knowing you are at your best in decadence. After all, if you can’t set the example, who will? Don’t leave the important things up to fate. Take control now!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Breathe a sigh of relief, as answers to a few of your most dire dilemmas will come into sight, giving you flashes of genius and a goal in mind. To drive it to the highest heights though, work your sexiness and charisma to the umpteenth degree and cheerlead the excitement that is you, as you are the sole person to truly ignite the sparks for maximum heat.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’re not one for public displays of drama, but sometimes to really emphasize what you are feeling, you’re going to have to take the center stage on a bigger platform and plead your case. Sympathy is out there. When given that compassionate shoulder you need to cry on, you can also get the insight to know what is truly right and what is straight-up unacceptable.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Just when you thought this holiday season was going to suck hard, a close friend will open up an opportunity that will have you seeing your life and prospects completely differently. Be willing to let go of preconceived notions fast and jump into a new direction STAT. The quicker you can make decisions now, the higher your chances are to get something truly dynamic to hold on to.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Be aware that all eyes are on you. If you’re into voyeurism, you’ll be one happy camper, as this is your time to titillate as you see fit. However, if you’re not that kind of Pisces, then take cover. Because if you try to express anything important, that someone whom you’re relaying these feelings to won’t be listening in the way you want, and grave misunderstandings may occur.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Leave all your troubles behind, because ridiculousness needs to be your theme. Yes, forget responsibilities, as they aren’t going anywhere anyway. Zone out into la la land. If possible, take a trip. If you can’t, start planning one. Escape is your drug right now and the universe is asking you to swallow a handful, as that is the only way to revive yourself back to being at your best.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you find yourself having surreal experiences of the truly whack kind, consider yourself on track with the cosmos. Yes, freaky times are in your stars, and whatever way they come to pass, it’ll put you on a definitive path that’ll heighten your sexual prowess to animalistic levels — even you will be wondering what the hell is going on, but in a totally fab way.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Communication is key in your negotiations this week. But rest assured that if you persevere properly, peace of mind will occur. This will mean being painfully honest in a way you’ve never been before, as in no sugar-coating or projecting coolness to divert your raw emotions. As it stands, the agreement made will only be as good as your argument, so be clear and courageous.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your intense emotions don’t always make romance run smoothly, so keep this in mind, as you’ll have to compromise and deal with life and love in a different way. Seems that this week you will have to chalk something up for the team and put yourself in an uncomfortable situation. Don’t worry; it’ll buy you passage to where you want to be, albeit through a roundabout route.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Screw convention. Now is the time to do what your heart desires — the more extreme and original, the more positive the response you will get. Time to show off your innovation, as if it were an art form. Otherwise, the boredom you will suffer from traveling on the beaten path will not only break you down but your audience too. Do you want bad reviews? No!!!!