Stop Trying To Make 2010 Party Glasses Happen

When the millennium came around, those glittery “2000” glasses were a clever party gag. In the years since, they’ve just become standard New Year’s Eve paraphernalia. The inherent problems of adapting this accessory to the year 2010 just hit us. Oh. Huh.

You’d think maybe that double-zero lens trend would just die out and become a bygone marker of the ’00s. But, apparently, no one’s ready to let go, and party supply companies have adapted by moving the “1” out of the way, or making the “1” so thick that you can put a hole in it. Doesn’t this all just seem a bit … silly? Think in the year 2357 people are still going to be wearing party glasses on NYE? [Guest Of A Guest]