“We were together for a year, and we just started breeding. We were like, ‘Let’s have a baby!’ And eight days later …”
—Jennifer Garner, on deciding to have kids with Ben Affleck. What’s up with celebrities being baby crazy? [NY Post]
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…