Nightmare Before Christmas: Sketchy Santas Blog

OK, I’ll admit: I’m a Jew, but I sat on Santa’s lap once. It was after I had three peppermint Martinis and a college degree. I had always wanted to as a kid, and when I finally had the chance, I grabbed it! And then Santa grabbed me. I’m also sorry to say, there is picture evidence of that incident floating around somewhere. (Sorry, mom/my career!) Anyway, my all-too-adult Santa experience is nothing compared to the hilariously creeptastic photos on Warning: don’t read this blog before you plop your precious bundle of joy on some red-suited stranger’s lap at the mall. But if you have a good sense of humor or are a tribe member, Muslim, etc., this will for sure put the Merry in your Christmas! [WOW Report]