I simply cannot bring myself to get completely excited about the upcoming season of “The Bachelor” — premiering Jan. 4 — since ABC picked that gigantic robotic bore, Pilot Jake Pavelka, to be their token stud this time around. However, I am hopeful that Jake’s generic good looks will attract the crazies, i.e., the bachelorettes that are dying to fall in love with him at first sight — since that’s the real reason I watch this garbage in the first place. Check out the promo for the new season above — way to butcher the dude’s last name, BTW.
Coming Soon: “The Bachelor”‘s Most Boring Season Ever!
I simply cannot bring myself to get completely excited about the upcoming season of “The Bachelor” — premiering Jan. 4 — since ABC picked that gigantic robotic bore, Pilot Jake Pavelka, to be their token stud this time around. However, I am hopeful that Jake’s generic good looks will attract the crazies, i.e., the bachelorettes that are dying to fall in love with him at first sight — since that’s the real reason I watch this garbage in the first place. Check out the promo for the new season above — way to butcher the dude’s last name, BTW.
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