We Prove Jude Law And Sienna Miller Are Back Together In Four Steps

Jude Law and Sienna Miller are in New York right now, starring in “Hamlet” and “After Miss Julie” respectively. And of course, they’re together again. Probably. They’ve denied the rumors, but have totally failed at picking up the leftover breadcrumbs back to the bedroom. They’ve been spotted together 11 times last month. In case you need a refresher, they dated for years, until Jude admitted to sleeping with the nanny. In the interim, during a one-night stand, Jude impregnated model Samantha Burke. Meanwhile, Miller spent her time topless on a boat with married “Brothers & Sisters” actor Balthazar Getty who has since returned to his wife. According to a friend, “Both are very wary of relationships.” Ya think? [Daily Mail]

We would like to present Exhibit A, the proof that they are totally together.

  • Thursday, November 23rd: British people don’t care about Thanksgiving, so it’s silly to make a big deal out of Sienna and Jude meeting up at Emporio in Nolita on the holiday. They arrived after midnight and had pizza and a $350 bottle of red wine. Apparently, they were offered a table in back, but turned it down to allow witnesses a gander. One insider said, “They came in holding hands and kept touching each other and kissing throughout the entire meal. They only had eyes for each other!” Jude paid, leaving a $100 tip, and they left in the same car. Sounds like they might have reason to be thankful after all? Who’s ready for “Alfie 2″? [Star]
  • Friday, November 24th: In the wee hours of Friday morning, Jude and Sienna went to Lower East Side hot spot, The Box, and joined a few friends at a table. Jude bought shots for just the two of them and according to a source, “he was egging her on to take one. They were laughing a lot and whispering to each other—it looked like they were genuinely having a good time.” Jude led Sienna by the hand to introduce her to some of his friends. A witness said, “It looked like he wanted people to see that they were together. They certainly looked like more than just friends.” The pair left at 3:30 a.m. Shots and hand-holding, back in high school that would equal love. [NY Daily News]
  • Wednesday, December 2nd: Around noon, Jude leaves his New York apartment and makes a big deal about posing for the paparazzi. About six minutes later, Sienna Miller literally makes a run for it from the same door, but had nowhere to hide. A witness said, “She definitely didn’t want to be photographed but he didn’t seem to mind.” The walk of shame becomes so much scarier when photographers are involved. How do you pull off “just friends” with this one though? You’re not on “Dawson’s Creek,” you guys. [News.com.AU]
  • Thursday, December 3rd: Jude has reportedly told his ex-wife Sadie Frost, and mother of three of his children, that he’s rekindled his relationship with Sienna. A friend says, “Sadie is calm about it. Her only concern, as ever, is their children. She doesn’t want any more shocks for them.” The two remain close friends, despite the fact that Frost plans on detailing their relationship in her upcoming autobiography. Now that his ex-wife knows, it’s time for his publicist to spill the beans. [Daily Mail]

Not that we’re waiting. Consider them dubbed ‘in a relationship’ from here into the foreseeable future.