Saturday
- “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” on Bravo at 9:00 a.m.
- “Sean of the Dead” on Comedy at 10:00 a.m.
- “Golden Girls” on We at 11:00 a.m.
- “Storm Chasers” on Discovery at 12:00 p.m.
- “E! Investigates: Teenage Trafficking” on E! at 1:00 p.m.
- “Liar Liar” on USA at 2:00 p.m.
- “Mission Impossible: III” on TNT at 3:00 p.m.
- “Elf” on USA at 4:00 p.m.
- “Snow Falling on Cedars” on HBO at 5:00 p.m.
- “My Fair Lady” on TMC at 6:00 p.m.
- “The 40 Year Old Virgin” on USA at 6:00 p.m.
- “Men in Black II” on Syfy at 7:00 p.m.
- “South Park” on MTV at 8:00 p.m.
- “The Fugitive” on Bravo at 9:00 p.m.
- “Celebrity Ghost Stories” on Biography at 10:00 p.m.
Sunday
- “Barking Mad” on Animal Planet at 9:00 a.m.
- “Mythbusters” on Discover at 10:00 a.m.
- “16 and Pregnant” on MTV at 11:00 a.m.
- “The Sopranos” on A&E at 12:00 p.m.
- “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” on ABC Family at 12:30 p.m.
- “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” on Encore at 1:05 p.m.
- “The Brothers Grimm” on Syfy at 1:30 p.m.
- “Gilmore Girls” on Soap at 2:00 p.m.
- “Bright Lights Big City” on 4:00 p.m.
- “Ace of Cakes” on Food Network at 5:00 p.m.
- “My Breasts and Me” on BBC America at 6:00 p.m.
- “Taken” on HBO at 7:15
- “Blades of Glory” on TNT at 8:00 p.m.
- “Dexter” on Showtime at 9:00 p.m.
- “Californication“
on Showtime at 10:00 p.m.
