Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of December 4th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Hissyfit Body Double Anti-Aging Body Moisturizer + SPF. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.verynervous in Stilletology: The Science Of High Heels

“When are they going to explain why the don’t make the soles out of half an inch of fluffy clouds?”

christinax4 in 10 Female Celebs Who Turned 40 In 2009

“JLo looks like she ate a lemon and is getting ready to spit out the pit.”

belligerentjane in 10 Lady Celebs Who Don’t Really Give A Frig About Marriage

“Alicia Keys probably doesn’t want to get married for fear of what she did might repeat itself. Husband stealer.”

ExGirlfriend in Quick Pic: “Britney, Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before!”

“Like we’ve never seen her before? Meaning she has her legs closed?”

ModernLunacy in Win This! Hissyfit Body Double Anti-Aging Body Moisturizer + SPF

“There once was a girl from Santa Fe
Where the sun is so bright every day
She longed for some ‘Hissy’
And thanks to The Frisky
She kept all those wrinkles at bay”

(Readers who specifically ask to win the contests don’t usually get what they want, but ModernLunacy’s poem was so cute we knew she deserved the prize.)

Next week we’ll be giving away a $200 JCPenney Gift Card to one lucky reader. Good luck and keep on commentin’! And remember to check back on Dec. 11 to see if you won Gift For Gab.