James Lipton Wants You To Stop Sending Incriminating Texts

To stop crazy young people from sending sexual, mean or just plain stupid texts, LG is launching a PSA campaign encouraging peeps to “Give it a Ponder.” The ads star James Lipton of “Inside the Actor’s Studio” and—randomly—his removable beard. Watching James, who is pretty much a universal father figure, say “junk” makes this whole weird campaign totes worth it. Watch this one and then check out the others, after the jump.

Next time you are trying to pick someone up call them “oven-mitt hot.” It’ll work, I promise.

Before you text, think about the other person’s allergies. Obvi!

Why do all of this girl’s porcelain animal figurines have porn star names? The Honeysuckle Twins, really!?