Model Jasmine Lennard came home to her Hollywood home after six weeks away to find her apartment trashed, her closet and jewelry box ransacked, and a used vibrator in her bed. Nice, right? Especially after all the cautionary stories about celebrity burglary victims lately. Then Jasmine got a text from her friend, Courtenay Semel. “There’s a problem, Jaz. Casey Johnson just got into bed with me and she is wearing your underwear …You need to call police. There are documents here, your shoes and your clothing—you need to call the police.”
Casey Johnson is a semi-boldfaced name — heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune and daughter of New York Jets owner Robert Wood “Woody” Johnson. She’s made herself a gossip column fixture for accusing her aunt of seducing her boyfriend and having a fiery relationship with her on-and-off-again girlfriend Courtenay, who once set fire to her hair. Isn’t it convenient how, even though Courtenay calls Jasmine “Jaz” in the text, she identified Casey by her full legal name. Of course, if Courtenay is such a BFF with Jasmine that she recognizes Jasmine’s panties without Jasmine in them, then sure, she should call her Jaz.
Casey Johnson may be the ultimate poor little rich girl. And now she is under arrest for grand theft. And Jasmine is furious. “I tried to get her off drugs and alcohol. I tried to get her into a 12-step program. I tried to help take care of her daughter. I’ve given her money,” she says. “She breaks into my Hollywood apartment, masturbates in my bed, has a shower in my bathroom, takes every thing in my apartment.”
Seek help, Casey. If these are the besties you’ve been turning to for guidance, you may need professionals. [NY Post]