Behold, the cover art for Heidi Montag‘s album, Superficial, which will be torturing us hitting store shelves come Jan. 12. “This cover is a shout out to the ’80s,” says Heidi. “It makes you remember when you just had to run out to the record store and get your favorite album. You dreamt of those tapes.” The tapes are actually pretty cool—someone should start manufacturing a wallpaper with that pattern—but, uh, why would you want to be cross-eyed and looking so drag queen on your debut album cover? Then again, why would you let this be your debut performance? Logic isn’t relevant when it comes to Heidi. [People]
