So, it happened. Levi Johnston’s not-entirely-nudie photos were dropped on Playgirl.com this weekend and for a handful of change you can see ‘em. I looked and they were OK. At one point, I actually got really excited because some talented blogger had actually Photoshopped Levi’s head on another body, a naked one, where a hand was clutching a very visible peen, and I thought it was real. But it wasn’t. Nope, no peen in this photo shoot, though there is a lot of full moonage, so if ass is your thing, you’ll probs be pleased.