For The Week Of November 23-29, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A little tension can go a long way, if it’s twisted and turned properly. This week, when you and your baby reach a boiling point on a heated topic, it’ll have you thinking he’s a total twit, however, a completely hot twit. His passion and dedication will cast an aura of manliness you’ve never quite witnessed before … seems cause and effect won’t be quite so linear this week.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your prim and proper image won’t get you far, unless you are willing to show off your dirty dog underneath your white-glove etiquette. Send those dirty texts, those libidinous pictures and a few naughty presents, revealing that side to you that normally would only come out behind close doors. Showing off your sense of humor about sex now is your biggest turn-on and power play.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Remember, you’ve been screwed over enough times when someone has pitched love on an installment plan. The truth is the debt never gets paid and you are typically left with an overly idealistic hope for a miracle to save the day — giving more to compensate and wasting precious time all the while. Sure, it’d be beautiful if it ever worked out, but most of the time it doesn’t.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You have nothing to lose when it comes to playing the game of love. No matter how crazy you want to be, as long as you set the pace in the way you want, you will get that someone to follow. However, be fair when setting the speed, because as it goes, some people do need to build up their momentum to be able to keep up with you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There is a fine line between being compassionate and being a sucker. If you wish to not fall prey to the latter, then you will have to toughen up your skin and realize that being stubborn isn’t rude or wrong, but just a fact of relationships, and the only way you will really be able to even the playing field. Not to say it’s about winning; it’s about truly being happy.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Information will be coming at you so fast and often that you won’t even have time to process it all. While it may feel good to go with the flow and make decisions at this pace, don’t. There is way more than meets the eye with this bout of instant gratification and, while you’ll want to say “yes,” understand reading the fine print won’t make you a buzz kill; it’ll make you one smart cookie.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Bolster your class and refinement, as a slew of bitchiness is coming your way from haters who can’t comprehend your congeniality or power. Keep your head held high, because you are in the right here to dole out the slicker condescension and to turn the moment out. Plus, it’ll be in your coldness that you will attract the hotter prospects too, ultimately sending those wenches down.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You never know where you will wind up day-to-day, and that is a beautiful thing. Go with the opportunities that pop up, even if some aren’t as pretty as you’d like. Taking one chance will lead you to another, and link you into a series of divine magic and messes that will make your life a living piece of art.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Intimacy is something you know how to do right, so don’t give up now when your boo needs you the most. When it comes to asking, he isn’t the best. While you don’t like having to revert to the “mommy” role, this time you’ll find your nurturing ways are like gold in his eyes. So help him make that leap of faith — the one who’ll ultimately reap the rewards is you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Live and laugh, and love whomever you want! This isn’t the time to get too concerned with boundaries and negotiations, as it is about partying with your body and just realizing that you do best without rules. Languishing in your freedom now will be the best thing you can do to remember that you have the power to make the choices you want.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your day-to-day routines change, but your mindset will still be rooted in the same place it ever was. This will force you into a time-out with yourself. You’ll want to reevaluate why you are so hard on others when it comes to intimacy and always wondering why effortless fairy tales that star you aren’t possible. Yes, flaws in your master plans will be blaringly obvious, as will the solutions.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Nobody can shake you now that you’ve made a decision. While you think that you’ve made a tough choice lately, when this week rolls around and you find yourself with new opportunities that can turn the tides, you might find that there are a few flexible bones in you that crave trouble more than you suspected. Last minute changes may just happen.

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