“Sexytimes.” “Beej.” “Gettin’ it on.” There is just so much sex slang I would like to see retired, like now. But I can giveth as well as taketh away. After the jump, six new(ish) bits of sex slang that I think we should make happen. Share yours in the comments!Gaz/Gazzing/Gazzed
Definition: To orgasm; the act of orgasming
Example: “OMG, I was totally gazzing when Ryan Reynolds got naked in ‘The Proposal.’”
Diddle/Diddling
Definition: To masturbate; the act of masturbating
Example: “It’s been so long since I’ve gotten laid — good thing I can diddle anytime I want!”
Going to the boneyard
Definition: Having sexual intercourse
Example: “I have a date with Matt tonight! Can’t wait to go to the boneyard after dinner…”
Blowie
Definition: Fellatio
Example: “I’m seriously the best at giving blowies. I should get an award.”
Mantsy
Definition: An anxious need to have sex.
Example: “I’m super mantsy this week. Thank God I’m seeing Adam tonight.”
Sascrotch
Definition: Pubic hair that’s been allowed to grow wild; pubic hair that has the potential to scare off potential sexual partners
Example: “If I don’t take care of this sascrotch pronto, I won’t be getting lucky tonight!”
All six words/phrases used together:
“Diddling can get old. I’m feeling mantsy to go to the boneyard, with a quick blowie on the way. Thing is, I really have to take care of this sascrotch or I won’t be gazzing anytime soon!”
