File under: Furniture That Will Cause Potential Hookups To Run Screaming Out Your Front Door. (Also, Things That Will Scare Any Cows That Wander Into Your Bedroom.) [Hamburger Bed]
Hmm, I see. …
Foiled again by the Church of Scientology! DAMN YOUUUUUU!
Does this mean she’s jumped off the Bridge to Total Freedom? Fingers crossed!
Cosmo’s trivialization of the title “first family” shows a blatant disregard for the Obamas’ legacy and for people of color to whom it represents generations of dreams and aspirations realized.