We’d never condone dressing like a junior under normal circumstances, but “New Moon” comes out this Friday, Nov. 20, and you have to look the part. (Yes, I’ll wait while you open a new tab to purchase your advance ticket on Fandango. I already have mine.) There’s enough cheesy, teen clothing available to go with the campy dialogue and situations in the Twilight Saga, but you’re an adult who doesn’t want to feel embarrassed, right? We’ve pulled together our favorite shirts that aren’t too obviously “New Moon,” so you can show your face around town after the movie.
Twilight New Moon Retro Alice Ciao Volturi Women’s T-Shirt, $26, Cafe Press