You Are Never Safe! But At Least Sarah Haskins Makes It Funny

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 17, 2009

“If you’re a woman alone, you’re a victim waiting to happen!” Thank God someone is finally saying those BE AFRAID ALL THE TIME commercials are really super dumb—sensationalized “rape fables,” as our girl Sarah Haskins calls them. Not every knock at the door means a psycho burglar-rapist is afoot!