Brawling Soccer Player Wants a Date

Remember that crazy soccer match catfight we posted about not too long ago? In it, New Mexico State University University of New Mexico centerback Elizabeth Lambert delivered a myriad of assault maneuvers upon members of the opposing team. Well, now Lambert is looking for a date, something I’m sure she’s having a bit of trouble getting, what with the suspension for her unsportsmanlike conduct and all. Here, she exhibits how not to get a date. [BuzzFeed]