Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of November 13th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, two winners will receive Orlane’s New Absolute Radiance Set. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.og217 in Quote Of The Day: Amerie Breaks Down Why Women Settle And Men Don’t

“I think the idea here is not that men never settle — they obviously do. It’s that they never settle in their heart of hearts. They never really fall in love, stop looking to upgrade, and pass up a chance to jump ship. Women, once they settle, they really get into the spirit of the thing. Guys may stay dormant for a while, but they always have one foot out the door and leave as soon as an opportunity presents itself.”

Amy in Quickies: Amy Winehouse Craves Butt Implants & UK’s Noisy Sex Lady Remains Convicted

“I’m not sure ‘pin-up body’ and ‘emaciated chicken legs’ can exist together.”

DancingGreek in (Another) Quote Of The Day: Carrie Prejean Quotes The Good Book

“Oh she loved thy neigbor alright, apparently on video.

What a double dip.”

jkewlnessj in Are You Allergic To Your Man’s Sperm

“hey. its not all bad. its why I am adopted! (side note: yeah it’s kinda gross knowing your mom is allergic to your dad’s sperm … )”

claw in 25 Funnier Ways To Describe Self-Love

“I’ve got the winner right here – Wailin’ on the clitar!

You all can use it, free of charge.”

Next week, we’ll be giving away a Henry Road Table Cloth And Napkins to one lucky reader. Good luck and keep on commentin’!