Quickies: Amy Winehouse Craves Butt Implants & UK’s Noisy Sex Lady Remains Convicted

  • Amy Winehouse told some friends she’s interested in butt implants, and they told The Sun. Apparently, she’d like to regain her curves and achieve the perfect pin-up body. [Celebitchy] — Oh honey, just eat a sandwich.
  • The Addams Family Musical is happening! Vanity Fair gives us a behind-the-scenes exclusive look at the fab cast including Bebe Neuwirth and Nathan Lane. [Vanity Fair] — Oh my goodness. So happy.
  • John Travolta says that starring in a remake of “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” with Tom Cruise is a good idea. [Popeater] — It is not.

  • You can now Twitter your weight on the internet with the new scale from Withings. [Lemondrop] — Oy.
  • The American Medical Association, our largest organization for physicians, urged the federal government this week to reduce the restriction of marijuana, which is currently Schedule 1. [The Daily Beast] — The doctors want to perform drug testing, and college students everywhere agree.
  • The English noisy sex woman has lost the appeal to her conviction for breaking noise ordinances for her coital shrieking, which registered at 47 decibels. [BBC News] — The human rights act, apparently, offers no haven for vigorously vocal couples. Now you know.
  • A prequel to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies has been announced by Quirk books. Dawn of the Dreadfuls should hit the shelves in March. [Entertainment Weekly] — Hold on to your brains, ladies.