Star Couplings: There Will Be No J. Lo Sex Tape — For Now

  • Jennifer Lopez has won a temporary ban on ex-husband Ojani Noa’s satirical documentary about their short marriage, because he signed a confidentiality agreement. [Starpulse] — That could have been a really scandalous movie, but oh well.
  • Tiffani “No Amber” Thiessen is pregnant by her actor husband, Brady Smith, and is due in May. [E! Online] — I knew she looked a little plump in that “White Collar” episode.

  • On tonight’s episode of “The Hills,” Spencer Pratt considers getting a vasectomy, but doesn’t tell his wife, Heidi. [Us Weekly] — Is anyone still watching this show?
  • “I’m usually a very guarded person, so having to go in and reach your emotions and personal things to say, it was very vulnerable,” says Rihanna about making her album Rated R, while attending the Glamour Women of the Year Awards. [People] — Um, isn’t that what being an artist is about?