Cornell Cheaters Remind Everyone To Be Careful Sending Sexy Emails!

Jessica Wakeman / November 9, 2009

Who among us hasn’t had some explaining to do after sending a sexy email to the wrong person? Most of the time your unlucky recipient laughs it off and everything’s cool. But that’s not what happened to John, Lisa and everyone at Cornell University who now (accidentally!) knows about their affair.

John is a married tech guy at Cornell. Lisa is his married mistress at the Cornell Business School. And at 2 p.m. on Friday afternoon, when John accidentally included another email address on a reply back to Lisa, everyone at Cornell received a sexy, sexy email exchange that the pair had been writing back-and-forth since 8:30 a.m. By 3 o’clock, the whole dirty email exchange was posted online and now the whole world knows what kind of panties Lisa wore on Friday … and much more. I wish I could feel bad for these people, but haven’t they ever heard of iChat?

After the jump, the dirtiest, most cringe-worthy bits from John and Lisa’s email blunder:

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:53 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I look like a damn schoolgirl today. Jake was up at 5:15 this morning and full of piss and vinegar so I had very little time to get ready. My hair’s up in a pony tail and I’ve got on sneakers, jeans, and a sweatshirt.

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:56 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

That sounds VERY SEXY to me!!! What kind of panties do you have on???

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:57 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

A thong of course.

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:59 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

Well, be specific please!!!

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:01 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

Uh,a bright blue thong.if you want more specifics you;ll have to just see it for yourself.it could be your lunch ;-)

And later on that day…

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:39 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I think I need a good spanking.and to be put on my knees and force fed.

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:44 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

OH, I can SERIOUSLY help you with both of those Baby, don’t worry!

And I will be SO F***ING HORNY after I get done SPANKING that FINE ASS of yours for hours, you’ll be FULL for a week after you swallow me! And I hear that c** is an excellent source of protein, as well as other nutrients!!!

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:46 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I knew I could count on you!!! You’re my hero!!!! My knight in shining armor!!! My private porn star!!!!!

—[Guest of a Guest]

Jeez Louise. Technology is a bitch!