Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are being even more confusing than usual this week. The December issue of Harper’s Bazaar hits newsstands soon, featuring the pair on the cover and in a hyper-romantic photo spread. The cover story is essentially all about their relationship—their first meeting (auditioning for “Twilight” and being thrown into a make-out scene together) and who is more romantic (Rob, apparently). Heck, for half of the story, the two even play the “Newlywed Game,” answering questions about who spends more time on their hair, who is more egotistical, and who is more superstitious. But wait, what’s this? In an Entertainment Weekly roundtable interview yesterday, Kristen got crazy worked-up and dropped a few f-bombs when asked about whether they are dating. Yeah, it’s really hard to understand why people want to know when you FAN THE FREAKING FLAMES.
Check out the photos and the best quotes from these interviews after the jump.
Kristen on who is more romantic, herself or Robert:
“I have a no-bulls**t detector, so I’d have to say Rob is. I think romance is anything honest. As long as it’s honest, it’s so disarming.” [Harper’s Bazaar]
Robert on meeting Kristen:
“Kristen was very different from how I expected the girl who played Bella would be. I was kind of intimidated.” [Harper’s Bazaar]
Kristen on why she won’t answer the dating question:
“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it. But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f—ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”[EW]
Robert on always getting dumped:
“Eventually, the girl is like, ‘I know it’s got nothing to do with me. You’re an … idiot.’” [Harper’s Bazaar]
Kristen on how she’s handling the relationship question from now on:
“There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something. If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F— off!’ I would answer the exact same way.” [EW]
Robert on who has the bigger ego:
“Her ego is more solid than mine, but mine has soared to such peaks, it’s ridiculous. Mine’s more erratic, but it can get to a point when it’s, like, godlike. Only in my eyes, of course. Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, ‘Whoa, I’m so cool.’” [Harper’s Bazaar]
These interviews together are very confusing, no?