5 Naughty Celebrity Auction Items

Tila Tequila wants to give back to the world. That’s why she is donating a plaster cast of her boobs to a charity auction. The Keep a Breast Foundation, the recipient of the proceeds of her boobies, certainly isn’t batting a nipple at her auction item. Get out your checkbooks, folks, because the likeness of Tila’s girls is already going for over $45,000 and there are still seven more days of bidding. I wonder how much they’ll go for? [New York Post]

Tila isn’t the first celeb to auction off racy items. After the jump, some more naughty celebrity auction items. Ooh la la!

  • How much would you pay for love letters and sexy messages from Madonna? Her ex, Jim Albright, was betting they would bring in a pretty penny or two. So he auctioned them off for $40K. I wonder if she sounds like a virgin on voice mail?[The Insider]
  • Remember when Whitney Houston decided to auction off 13 Dolce & Gabbana monogrammed bustier bras and six pairs of black stretch pants? She was hoping her skivvies would bring in $6 million! Hahahahaha! [Stylelist]
  • Do I hear $3,000 for the late Anna Nicole Smith’s old Playboy lingerie? Sold, to Larry Birkhead to help explain the story of her sad life to daughter Dannielynn. I can already picture that conversation: “These belonged to mommy and she got nakey for money.” [Access Hollywood]
  • One lucky lady paid $140,000 to share a girl-on-girl kiss with the beautiful Charlize Theron at a charity auction in San Francisco. Why? Her trip to South Africa to meet Nelson Mandela wasn’t fetching enough dough. [Zimbio]