Last-Minute Halloween Task! Find A Masculine Costume For Your Effeminate Son

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 30, 2009


We were so focused on the crappy Cyrus parents who let their 9-year-old daughter out of the house dressed like a sexy witch in dominatrix boots, we forgot about scads of other crappy American parents who fret about their sons playing dress-up on Halloween. Oh, The Onion, you crack us up!