Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of October 30th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, one winner will receive a copy of Mrs. O: The Face of Fashion Democracy. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.abbylyn in The Girl’s Guide To The World Series (From A Woman Who’s Rekindled Her Love Of Baseball)

“Just please tell me you weren’t one of the “revelers” shooting fireworks off horizontally right over people’s heads. Or flipping cars. Or setting live trees on fires. Or breaking windows and looting stores. Those were the people that made me scurry back inside my house after the Phillies won the WS last year.”

SueSue in What’s Your Most Embarrassing Sexual Encounter?

“*Warning* Mine is embarrassing and gross – I was a teenager with my long-term boyfriend and on the rag, not knowing what the consequences could be. We had great sex, then when he pulled out, my crimson wave shot out projectile style all over the place and scared the crap out of me. I thought I was hemorrhaging or something. Gladly, since we were young and committed, we just laughed it off.”

racethesun19 in What’s Your Most Embarrassing Sexual Encounter?

“He was a virgin. And nervous. Which led to the following situation…
Twin bed. Star Wars figurines looking on. He put on 2 condoms, going for the layered look I guess. Then the real trouble started. He would get hard, then go soft, then start to harden, then go soft. He wouldn’t let me help, so he was sweating & trying to masturbate with the condoms on and me, naked and bored, next to him. Needless to say, sex did not happen. His parting words? “We’ll get better.”
No, we will NOT get better. Because we are NEVER attempting that again.”

DFTCTB’s in Chelsea, Nakedly

“I loves me some Chelsea but these pics look like they cut n paste her head on someone else’s body….Mostly Barbie’s.”

Queen Frostine in Miley Cyrus Fan Threatens To Eat Cat If Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Tweet Again, Stat

“It’s got to be a hoax. Everything is spelled correctly and I know the younger generation isn’t capable of that.”

Next week, we’ll be giving away Lucky Shops VIP gift baskets to two lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!