Miley Cyrus Fan Threatens To Eat Cat If Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Tweet Again, Stat

What is it about Miley Cyrus that attracts the hardcore looney toons? One fan is so upset about Miley shutting down her Twitter account that she is threatening to kill her cat Fuzzy, cook him, and eat him if Milz doesn’t reopen the account by Nov. 16. While I can’t seem to actually find said website (here’s hoping this is a hoax?), here’s what many blogs are quoting this girl as saying.

“Let me clarify: This is NOT a prank or a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it’s part of our culture. I’m not asking for money or any other benefit. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling or giving him away. If Miley doesn’t tweet again, this WILL happen, and I’m as serious as a heart attack … Fuzzy’s life is hanging by a thread and will end if I do not achieve my goal. Ultimately, Miley is the only one who has the power to save Fuzzy.” []

Doesn’t this chick know Miley is more into dogs?In other nutso fan news, the 53-year-old dude who arrived at the set of “The Last Song” in Georgia, saying he was engaged to Miley and demanding to see her, won’t be indicted for stalking. The grand jury didn’t feel there was enough evidence to charge him with a felony. Which seems strange because when police were escorting from the set, he head butted one of them. Sounds pretty stalkery to me. [Yahoo! News]