If you want to hang with certain dudes right now, you’d better get interested in sports. The World Series is on many a male mind. Your first step is knowing that the New York Yankees are taking on the Philadelphia Phillies. Next, you should read this essay to understand the game and maybe fall in love with it too. Now you’re ready to watch a game at a sports bar. But what are you going to wear? Tips for picking out a World Series outfit after the jump — and um, we’re only being slightly facetious.
You need some sort of team paraphernalia, but don’t wear more than one item at a time — that’s for real fans of the game who aren’t still learning.
- Philadelphia Phillies Women’s 2009 NL East Division Champions T-Shirt, $24.99, Modell’s Sporting Goods
- Philadelphia Phillies Script Necklace by LogoArt, $64.99, Modell’s Sporting Goods
- New York Yankees Authentic Game Performance 59FIFTY On-Field Cap w/2009 Inaugural & World Series Patches, $35.99, Modell’s Sporting Goods
- New York Yankees Women’s World Series Triblend Crew T-Shirt by 5th & Ocean, $26.99, Modell’s Sporting Goods
Nothing goes with baseball like beer and jeans. Your regular purse is probably too bulky for a sports bar. A handy wristlet will keep your hands free for cheering, wing-eating, and beer-swigging. Now, on to the footwear. You’re probably questioning the leopard-print, but hold on a sec. Baseball at times is boring, and one of the ways I enjoy passing the time is admiring my shoes, especially if they’re really sexy. If you’re not sure you’ll actually have a seat where you’re going, then opt for the flats.