Phil Spector Proposed The Worst Prenup Ever

Music legend Phil Spector, who’s currently in prison for murdering actress Lana Clarkson, once sent a missive to Hollywood lawyer Marvin Mitchelson outlining his idea of the ideal prenup. Suffice to say, a sharer he isn’t. Check out the prenup after the jump. (Don’t sign Lamar’s if it looks like this one, Khloe!)

“1. If I like it, it’s mine. 2. If it’s in my hands, it’s mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine. 4. If I had it a week ago, it’s mine. 5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks just like mine, it’s mine. 8. If I think it’s fine, it’s mine. 9. If it is near me, it’s mine. 10. If it’s broccoli, it’s yours.”

[New York Post]