Are there really any hot nicknames for your back door? A dirty-talk moniker you’d want your partner to call it mid thrust? Kinda like the vagina, I, for one, cannot think of a single euphemism that doesn’t make me, well, laugh my ass off. So, here are 17 ridunkulously different nicknames from your badonkadonk. And we bet if you guys get in on the action, we can come up with a whole lot more — just keep it clean(ish)!
- The No-No Factory
- Sunken Treasure
- Finger Trap
- Chuck Basshole
- In & Out Burger
- Last-Minute Birthday Present
- CaCa Canal
- Camelot
- Employee Entrance
- The Dirty Pink Sock
- Check Casher
- Virgin Keeper
- A Room With A View
- One-Way Street
- Hall of Justice
- Ring Of Fire***
- Prison P***y
***During this brainstorm, it became apparent that you can use almost any Johnny Cash song title as a euphemism for the booty: “In The Jailhouse Now,” “I Walk The Line,” “25 Minutes To Go,” “Man In Black,” etc. My friend Katie is partial to “A Boy Named Sue.”
