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Are There Any Sexy Names For Your Back Door?

Are there really any hot nicknames for your back door? A dirty-talk moniker you’d want your partner to call it mid thrust? Kinda like the vagina, I, for one, cannot think of a single euphemism that doesn’t make me, well, laugh my ass off. So, here are 17 ridunkulously different nicknames from your badonkadonk. And we bet if you guys get in on the action, we can come up with a whole lot more — just keep it clean(ish)!

  1. The No-No Factory
  2. Sunken Treasure
  3. Finger Trap
  4. Chuck Basshole
  5. In & Out Burger
  6. Last-Minute Birthday Present
  7. CaCa Canal
  8. Camelot
  9. Employee Entrance
  10. The Dirty Pink Sock
  11. Check Casher
  12. Virgin Keeper
  13. A Room With A View
  14. One-Way Street
  15. Hall of Justice
  16. Ring Of Fire***
  17. Prison P***y

***During this brainstorm, it became apparent that you can use almost any Johnny Cash song title as a euphemism for the booty: “In The Jailhouse Now,” “I Walk The Line,” “25 Minutes To Go,” “Man In Black,” etc. My friend Katie is partial to “A Boy Named Sue.”

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