Dudes, you’ve practiced for hours kissing that Megan Fox photo you ripped outta Maxim and now you’re ready to make out with something with a pulse! But how do you get one of those flesh-and-blood women? Well, don’t worry! Seduction For Dummies is here to show you how to go about seducing the lady folk — by showing you how it was done in the ‘90s. [Everything Is Terrible]
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