Miley’s Little Sis, Noah, Sure Looks Mature This Halloween

Jessica Wakeman | October 26, 2009 - 1:40 pm

Behold 9-year-old Noah Cyrus! Far be it from us to slut-shame a fourth grader, but would it kill ol’ Billy Ray and Tish to insist she be a little girl for just a while longer? It’s not too hard to say, “No, you’re not dressing as a sexy witch with dominatrix boots for Halloween!” Because God knows after pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards, Miley’s childhood is a lost cause. [10/24/09, Santa Monica, CA, Splash News]