What’s that you say? You didn’t sit front row at a ton of fashion shows in September? How embarrassing for you. Disguise the shame for one evening by dressing as an “It Girl.” We can show you what to wear, but you’ll have to figure out how to do that bored expression on your own.
- If you own a brush, throw it out. Better yet, burn it days in advance. How are people going to believe that you just, like, look this way when you get up if you’ve brushed your hair this month? Jesus.
- With the time you save not brushing that hair, apply and then smudge black eyeliner. Now repeat. [$5, Sephora]
- Wear something vintage. Anything, really. Bonus points if it’s floral or if it once belonged to your mom. [$18.50, JensCharms82, eBay]
- When you change for the after-after-party, leave your vintage skirt at home in favor of a Hanes tee. To really perfect the look, you’re going to want to wear it to sleep for at least a week in advance. Or, better yet, borrow your boyfriend’s after he’s gone to the gym and add some ripped tights (no real pants!) and crazy high heels. [$9, Hanes]