Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of October 23rd 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, one winner will receive a basket filled with Warriors in Pink Gear. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.sklut in The GThrust Confuses Me

“So I have to wait while my boyfriend tries to awkwardly put this thing on my ankles and find just the right angle (worse than struggling with a condom seems like) and then I get restraint burns around my ankles cause he thrusts too hard and makes me look like I’ve been held captive all for an orgasm that I could have got a thousand other ways?”

Next week, we’ll be giving away Mrs. O: The Face of Fashion Democracy to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!