If the universe were a fair place, the Balloon Boy caper would blow over by Halloween (har, har). But we all know we’re probably stuck with this kid for a while, so why not go trick-or-treating this October 31st dressed as the most famous 6-year-old on the planet, Falcon Heene? All it takes is a big flying saucer-shaped helium balloon and the twinkle of adventure in your eye!
- UFO saucer balloon set, $27.95, Amazon.com
- Boyish long-sleeved tee shirt, $20, Gap
- “Wife Swap” DVD, $21, Amazon.com
Wack-job, fame-hungry parents sold separately.