For The Week Of October 19-25, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’re going to have to let all those little annoying opinions and condescending comments slide, because if you don’t, it’ll drain you of more energy than it’s worth. It’s time to get a thicker skin. Don’t take things you hear so personally, as it’s just that time of the year where there will seem to be less sensitivity in regard to you. You just have to roll with the punches.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Chill out and examine the facts. You are under no obligation to make any fast decisions right now, so put everything on hold if you must. Time to focus your energy on building your esteem and getting back in control — and if this means spoiling yourself rotten with a new image and extravagance, then so be it. Even the stars are saying it’s time to splurge!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

All those crazy ideals you’ve had flashing in your head and visions you thought would never come to pass will start getting pieced together like a funky puzzle where you just know the bigger picture is even more grandiose than first imagined. Enjoy the views. This is a time you should savor every second, as it is the start of a legendary moment in your life.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your intuition will be so blaringly on point that you won’t be able to make any more excuses for people or situations you can’t accept as bad. Stop trying to fight it — your idealism won’t win. Bite the bullet now. This is your window of opportunity to escape as unscathed as possible. Otherwise, the cuts will only get deeper and more intense from here.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Bitter people will try to compete with you. If you give in to their jabs, you will only be asking for trouble, as your energy will get steered in the wrong direction, making you a bundle of nerves that won’t be giving off any enjoyable energy to make you f**kable to the outer world. So with that said, take full advantage of having your VM pick up all unwanted calls.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you focus on the lighter things in your life and keep sweeping the serious issues under the rug, it will give you all the insight you will eventually need to deal with those harder problems. Otherwise, trying to tackle it from such a hardcore state of mind will only wind up giving you migraines and an overriding feeling of guilt — AKA, no fun.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

As long as you say it, it will happen. Although it might not be exact to your order, trust the universe is working on your side and wanting to see your dreams happen. While you will get what you want, be patient: it’ll wind up even better. Until then, enjoy the ride.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Your sex drives amps up to insatiable levels, making you a fiend. Be discriminating with how you give it out, as all are not worthy. Besides, if you really want to get off right, it’ll require a man with a strong hand, the type that makes you want more without feeling desperate. Yes, sex, respect and hotness can be one and the same if you are prudent with picking the right player.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

As long as you can keep a sense of balance in your life and stick to boundaries with people who take more than they give, then you will be OK. This week, demands will intensify and you will have to maintain your balance with all your might. Although offers that come in will seem good initially, do take your time before signing on any dotted line.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This won’t be an easy week for love, as you’ll have to put in some manual labor to help out your honey. Seems the mundane parts of the relationship will be taking precedence, which will slightly bore you. While you’ll rationalize that every relationship has its downs to balance out the ups, you do have to wonder how soon that feeling should occur. From there, it’s up to you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

A sudden shift in your emotions happens later this week, throwing you into a panic and making you have to think fast to make up for the bonehead decisions you’ve already made. This will put you on the fast track to try and win back that missed opportunity. Not to say he is the answer to your dreams, but you will never know unless you really quell that curiosity.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You have all the world rooting you on; don’t screw it up! Give others something to write home about and prove yourself to be the sign of the romantic. Seems current ruts you will be thrown into will give you the perfect platform to create some drama and attention to act as the savior. Know this is also a test of your creativity. Play to win and show others how it’s done.