Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of October 16th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive an InStyler The Rotating Iron. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.Shewolf68 in There’s Such A Thing As Too Big

“Wear it all the way to the appraisers…then liquidate it…make a new engagement ring…and a nice lil’ savings acct to boot!”

Perceptible in Shauvon Busts Breast Implant On “Real World/Road Rules Challenge” And Scars Us All For Life

“My first question is, wait, this show is still on TV? Does anybody watch it?

My second question is, implants can rupture just jumping into a lake? I somehow thought they’d be more durable.

I learned to appreciate my 34 A’s when my ex’s ex was diagnosed with breast cancer and had a double mastectomy. After watching this I appreciate them even more and am doubly thankful for push-up bras! (Cleavage is overrated anyway.) “

Michell in 7 Famous Whiners That Swear They Can’t Get A Date

Sorry to break it to you, but it is you we love. Just roll with it. You and Kristen are an adorable couple, but if it doesn’t work out, there are plenty of woman out there that would gladly work you like a rib.”

hawaiianpeach in Fergie Reveals Her Past As A Gang-Banging Druggie And I Fall Asleep

“It appears the newest celebrity trend is airing out their OWN dirty laundry. Who gives a #&@$%.”

majicksand in Are You A Procrastubater?

“I prefer to think of everything else as wasting time until I can have sex again. (Alone or otherwise)”

Next week, we’ll be giving away one basket filled with Warriors in Pink Gear to one lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!