Star Couplings: Keanu Reeves Isn’t The Father Of 4 Adult-Age Children

  • According to DNA results, Keanu Reeves isn’t the father of Karen Sala’s four adult children, so he doesn’t have to pay the $150,000 in child support retroactive to June 1988 and the $3 million a month in spousal support retroactive from November 2006 she had asked for. [Dlisted] — If I were him, I’d sue her for wasting my time and money.
  • Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley, citing irreconcilable differences. According to the court documents, breadwinner Avril doesn’t want any support from him and doesn’t want to pay him anything. [TMZ]
  • Britney Spears was voted the best mom in show business in a poll conducted by U.K. company Park Christmas Saving, beating out Christina Aguilera and Angelina Jolie, who have never had their child(ren) taken away from them. [Starpulse] — Clearly, this was more of a popularity contest than anything else.

  • Mariah Carey has a special name for husband Nick Cannon … wait for it … DJ Sex Fingers. [] — That explains a lot about why they’re still together, you know, besides the love.
  • So You Think You Can Dance” judge Mary Murphy opens up about her nine-year abusive marriage with an unnamed ex. [PopEater] — Someone will probably gain some insight into their own life through her recollections, but why is she bringing this up now?
  • Jon Gosselin admitted on “Entertainment Tonight” that he violated an agreement with estranged wife Kate when he removed $180,000 from a joint bank account. [OK! Magazine] — What was he planning to spend that kind of money on when his eight children have to eat?