Rush Limbaugh Crowned A Miss America Pageant Judge

Miss America loves inviting random people to judge over their annual grossfest pageant. But the judging panel for the 2010 pageant will include perhaps the most random person ever—Rush Limbaugh. Yes, the king of conservative talk radio. Because it won’t be creepy at all to have a 58-year-old dude gawking at and then giving scores to early twenty-somethings in bathing suits? The Miss America Organization is excited to have Rush as a judge. “We know that the 2010 Miss America Pageant will be filled with new twists and exciting opportunities with him as one of our national judges,” says the organization’s president. Perhaps they’re trying to make up for the snafu that occurred when ultra-liberal (and also kind of repulsive) Perez Hilton asked Carrie Prejean a question about gay marriage? Will Rush be fielding questions about prescription pill abuse? Guess we’ll have to tune in to TLC on Jan. 30 to find out. [AOL]