Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of October 9th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive a Madonna Celebration T-Shirt. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.
SamL in Quote of the Day: Guy Ritchie Calls Madonna “Retarded”

“He may be right, but let’s be clear about one thing; Guy Ritchie is not exactly the brain of Britain!”

conspicuous in Quote of the Day: Frances Bean Cobain Puts Ali Lohan In Her Place

“I would take this a lot more seriously if:

1) The spelling and grammar wasn’t on par with a 2nd graders

2) The irony in this sentence wasn’t so glaringly laughable:

“Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one.”

Kurt Cobain, anyone?”

bumbler in Cheapskate: Forever 21

“F21 is one of the few places I can find clothes that fit, F21 and H&M otherwise I’m condemned to the junior section. Really sucks when you’re 26 years old and looking for work clothes, whiskered jeans and “Princess” tops just don’t cut it.”

LinSea in Beyonce’s Dad Hit With A Paternity Suit

“hey his new baby mama should have known that if he liked it he shoulda put a ring on it”

megly in Sperm: The Newest Anti-Aging Serum?!

“Perhaps this was why Blanche was always the youngest looking golden girl!”

Next week, we’ll be giving away an InStyler The Rotating Iron to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!