The Sexist has taken the time to put together “The 10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes,” and, my god, they are awful. Pictured: the Down for the Count costume for vampire fanatics and those who have forever dreamed of spending a Halloween wandering around dressed as Dracula with a blowup doll performing oral sex on them. I’m sure any dude would be the life of the party in that grand getup. And it’s only $59.99! Check out the rest of The Sexist’s scary sexy costumes for the Spaghetti Penis costume, Camille Toe, and Finding Sexy Nemo.