Levi Johnston Is Hawking … Pistachio Nuts?

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 5, 2009


I thought Sarah Palin was the nutty one, but Bristol’s baby daddy, Levi Johnston, is now hawking nuts—yes, nuts—in a groan-inducing sexually provocative commercial for Wonderful Pistachios. Clever, Levi, but I am still holding out for Alaska’s finest to pose for nudie pics!