Is It Legal To Marry A Pug?

Because if it is, I want to marry Winston. Pipeline points us to the adorableness that is a pug named Winston modeling eyeglasses for ModCloth. On the left? That’s “Winston Gates.” On the right? That’s “Diane Von Winstonburg.” I want to climb through the screen and squeeze those furry cheeks! If you’re a pug lover like me, check out the saddest dog in the world, too. Also: What’s with the cutest pets on the interwebs being named Winston? [Pipeline]